It’s just too rich – besides feeling bad for the wife standing next to him ala Dina McGreevey.

Examples: From the NY Post “You Write The Headline Contest”:

“Bruno Wins!”

“Spitzer comes clean admits to screwing more than just Wall St.”

“The Spitz-Krieg Bop” – Very obscure Ramones reference….

“Steamy Roller”

And last but not least…

“Amtrak 5:39 train out of New York to DC: $98

Expensive hooker at the Mayflower: $4300

Smug, insufferable hack going down in flames: Priceless”