Is it me, or do people not really give a rat’s about these Olympics?

Yeah, the air is bad and athletes are rightly freaked out.

Yeah, the Chinese government is working its magic in arresting people and crushing any possible protests.

Yeah, just about every athlete seems to be on a doping regimen that is designed to game the medical tests.

Yeah, the time difference means that any drama will happen live at three in the morning.

But other than that, it’s the OLYMPICS!

Let me order my Coca Cola with my Visa card and have it shipped to me UPS while I watch the 8000 hours of coverage on NBC.

Or not.

UPDATE: According to some guy, it’s all over but the anthems.