When I was in grad school, one of the clubs made T-Shirts as a fundraiser. They were decent enough, and had a version of the Monopoly Man (that would have gotten them sued if Hasbro got wind of it) climbing up the Dow Jones graph, with the left legend being 2000, 3000, 4000. Describing it now makes it sound stupid but they had the right about of snark that made it wearable for working around the house and the occasional errand.

I don’t know where the shirt is now, as I stopped wearing it when the Dow passed 7000 and the shirt looked even dumber and very dated.

Well, looks like I can dust it off and wear it around town again…as the Dow chart is looking a lot more relevant.