I missed the Oscars last night. Again.

And the reviews indicate that the three hours plus doing something that I already don’t remember was time better spent. And based on the ratings, more of the American public seems to agree with my stance.

I am holding out for better movies. Better Oscar nominees. And acceptance speeches that should only be amusing anecdotes or just “Thank you”. I will not rest until it is “rant free”.

If they meet my demands I will double my annual visits to the movie theater..to twice.